Not much chaos to report since the cap increase. Shocking, I know — but logically, everyone’s too busy grinding to stir the pot. We spar, we hit the Random Fella, then spar the same poor soul again hoping those sweet, sweet 0.25 stat points will somehow catapult us into godhood. Spoiler: they won’t, but let us dream.
Yet, in this eerie calm, a scandal emerged. Remember our investigative scoop on Shinigami being unable to read? Well… plot twist: Hollows can’t type.
Yes, you read that right (unless you’re Shinigami — in which case, someone can read it to you). Multiple Hollows have been caught red-handed leaving typos in chat and then sheepishly correcting themselves like, “Oops, sorry, can’t type.” This isn’t an isolated incident — it’s a pandemic.
I’m guilty. You’re guilty. And now, even our beloved Bane, in a tragic moment of honesty, he admitted: “Maybe were the ones needing a school,” only to… correct his own grammar immediately after "we’re**".
So here we are — Shinigami can’t read 📚, Hollows can’t type ⌨️, and this, my friends, is the real reason Quincys never visit. They’re sitting in their ivory towers, laughing, writing perfectly spelled shade in elegant cursive, while we collectively smash our keyboards like overcaffeinated raccoons.
For now, we wait — pools charged, timers set, eyes on the clock — ready for the event to start. Whether we can spell our way through it? That’s another story.
NYA!
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