Let’s start with the basics: yes, a few bugs were fixed today.
We love that. Bugs suck, but watching them die? Healing. Thanks Graves.
But let’s talk about the real infestation:
The fact that we have still not received official confirmation that Graves delivered the promised snacks to his girlfriend.
So until proof is presented—we assume no snacks were delivered.
We’re not mad. We’re just doing what we must.
Which is launching the movement:
👉 #Justice4MissGraves
👉 #DeliverSnacks2025
Sorry girl, we don’t know your actual name, but you got a whole movement now. Snacks were promised. Snacks must arrive.
🎭 SHINIGAMI SNITCH SECURED
In our last article, we put out a call for a Shinigami snitch.
And guess who stepped up immediately with facts, vibes, and fake facial hair?
Potatorazzi.
“Bitch what? I’m your potatogami.”
You’re right. You always were. We just didn’t know how lucky we were.
So we suited him up with a cheap fake mustache (that's all we could afford) and sent him into Soul Society.
🔥 THE MISSION: INFILTRATE SEIREITEI
It didn’t go well.
Potatorazzi was welcomed with a 29,000-damage hit from none other than the Co-Leader of Seireitei himself.
Raihara, amigo, te pasaste... That’s not how you greet guests.
Then he was challenged again by a Squad member 15 levels above him.
Shinigami… is this normal? Is this how you onboard? Do you greet new members with violence and trauma?
Despite the spar spam, Potatorazzi stayed strong and secured 4th seat in his division like a true legend. Also confirmed: his Squad Captain is a Chaos Enjoyer. So we’re proud. We’re beaming. We’re still bruised.
🧠 INTEL FROM WITHIN
Hazelyn remains unchallenged in Hueco Mundo (despite Kazu’s endless attempts).
But in the Soul Society?
It’s chaos.
Apparently, Seireitei is a battlefield of cooldowns and dethronings.
Leaders fall and rise multiple times a day.
There are THREE FULL PAGES of former leaders.
We asked Potatorazzi for a number and he just said:
“Pfff... muchos.”
We’re scared. We’re impressed. Shinigami, blink twice if you need therapy.
⏳ WHAT’S NEXT?
We wait for:
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Softcap expansion on the 14th
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Graves’ recorded community meeting, which he promised will be available to enjoy in your daily life—shower, cooking, morning commute.
CATT will be releasing the Deluxe Collector’s Edition:
🎧 Director’s commentary
🎤 Behind the scenes
🐱 NYA Bonus Content
We’ll keep watching.
We’ll keep investigating.
And we will keep demanding snack accountability.
This is CATT. We don’t forget. We don’t forgive. And we have Potatorazzi.
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