🗞️ CARNE ASADA EN LAS TETAS TIMES – BLEACH EDITION Community PSA + Patch Notes Special 🚨 “Don’t Stir the Pot, and Stop Forking Spam Attacking”




Some of you have been poking the bear and somehow making Graves upset. That’s a dangerous game. He already doesn’t sleep. Now you want to test his patience? No.

CATT will keep it simple: JUST DON’T DO IT.

Making this community a good place to be isn’t just Graves’ job—it’s everyone’s. We’re not five years old, and if you are, get off the internet. Keep the peace, file reports properly, and don’t use the chat to stir shiz. It’s not edgy. It’s annoying. Grow up, we’ve got hollows to kill.


⚔️ Actual News: Patch Notes from Hell

While we’ve been twiddling our thumbs during maintenance, Graves dropped a hotfix that hits like a Getsuga to the face:

  • No more spam-attacking through links. If you were hitting the attack button 10 times to stack battles—stop. It’s illegal now.

  • Combat ID attack links are dead. No more using those to CK people. Core 1 is over. Move on.

  • Random Fella is now protected. Graves gave him the equivalent of plot armor to prevent double/triple spam murders. (This is likely why the last one died. RIP.) We appreciate the safety measures so we can properly bully the new one without accidentally committing homicide.


Server’s Still in Maintenance, So Tell Us: What’s Your Favorite Bankai?

We’ve got time to kill, so let’s do a poll. Mine? Aizen’s Bankai.

Yes, the one we’ve never seen. The one so strong he doesn’t even need to use it because his Shikai alone can fork your reality into a pretzel. The mystery makes it the hottest Bankai in canon.

Your turn: what’s yours? Tell us while we wait for the site to fully revive and for Graves to drink water for the first time in 48 hours.







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